1. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. 2. His email address is - TopicsExpress



          

1. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door. 2. His email address is gmail@ rajnikanth 3. Why doesnt Rajnikanth show up on Google? You dont find Rajnikanth. Rajnikanth finds you 4. When Rajnikanth roars, lions pee 5. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. 6. Rajnikanth can checkmate Vishwanathan Anand with his first move 7. Rajnikant is so fast he always comes yesterday 8. Global warming is a result of Rajnis workout sessions! 9. Twitter gets its account verified by Rajnikanth. 10. govt aborts blackberry ban plan, since rajni can intercept all mails n messages 11. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikant killing people faster than Death can process them 12. Rajinikanth can answer a missed call. 13. When Rajnikanth jumps into water, he doesnt get wet. the water gets Rajnikanthed 14. Rajnikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonalds, and got it 15. When you say No One is Perfect, Rajnikanth takes it as a personal insult. 16. Once Google was Lost. Rajni found it. 17. Rajni doesnt get addicted to smoking, cigarettes get addicted to him 18. Neil Armstrongs famous line on the moon was: one giant step for mankind, a small step for Rajnikanth 19. Rajni is so cool, he makes ice jealous 20. One day Rajni got so angry with dancing that he smashed it.. The result = BreakDance 21. There is nothing like recession, its just that Rajinikant started saving money.
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 08:43:19 +0000

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