1 angrez Delhi se train me ja rha tha... Uske saamne ek aur aadmi - TopicsExpress



          

1 angrez Delhi se train me ja rha tha... Uske saamne ek aur aadmi baitha tha... Angrez us se puchta hai, yahan India me konsi jagah ghumne nahi jana chahiye..??? Aadmi : Punjab, Hariyana, UP Angrez : Kyun ye teen bharat me nahi hai kya..??? Aadmi : Nahi ye khud me mahabharat hain Angrez : oh quite dangerous to go to these places. . ! ! (Few Moments later) Angrez : How I will come to know kaun sa person is jagah se hai..? ? Aadmi : Baitha reh... abhi 9 ghante ke safar mein sabse wakif kara dunga..!!! Thodi der baad ek Chaudhary ji mooch wale aa ke baithe... Aadmi to angrez : Dekh bhai ye Hariyanawi hai Angrez : Mai baat kaise karu isse ? Aadmi : bas tu apni moocho pe taav de, chaudhary khud aa ke baat karega tujhse... Angrez ne waisa hi kiya, moocho pe taav diya... Chaudhary utha 2 kantaap maare angrez ko aur bola : Bina kheti ke hi hal chalawe hai tu bhutni ke, aur wo bhi taau ke saamne..!!. Angrez chup ! Fir thodi der baad ek Sardar ji aye... Aadmi bola : Dekh bhai ye punjabi hai.. Angrez : Isse kaise baat karun ? Aadmi : Baat mat kar bs pooch 12 baj gaye kya..?? Angrez ne waisa hi kiya Angrez : O sardar ji 12 baj gaye kya ? Sardar ji ne aav dekha na taav, utha ke patak diya angrez ko Aur bole, oye tennu mai manmohan singh lag riya c jo kuch bolunga nahi !!! Pahle se laal angrez, aur laal ho gaya Angrez bola : Bhai Punjab aur Hariyana to samajh aa gaye ab ye UP ke aadmi se bhi milwa do . . ! ! Abe elizabeth ki 10wi aulaad... , tujhe itti der se Pitwa kon riyaa hey be...!!! #A
Posted on: Sat, 05 Oct 2013 09:33:55 +0000

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