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#268 hi......dis is another one to make u smile... Engineering College : Place where youre punished for getting good HSC marks. Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback… Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is… Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is. Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen. Ragging : The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot. Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.) Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must…only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP Tuitions : What you take when you don’t waste enough time…. Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep. Vernacular Prof : Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English (“Now you check me our journal.” “You Out get from class.” “Are you Understand, Beta?” ) Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which we watch the girls do our experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment. Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in our group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course…). The Truth about exams…. Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk. Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam… Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the suppli exam). An engineer’s 10 engineering commandments of Life 1. Thou shall study only during the preparatory leave. 2. Thou shall never write thy assignments thyself. 3. Thou shall begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission. 4. Thou shall treat all marks above 40 as bonus. 5. Thou shall have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen. 6. Thou shall pass GRACEfully. 7. Thou shall always be an OUTstanding student. 8. Thou shall give thy attendance without being present…PROXY is a MUST 9. If thou can’t convince them , confuse them. 10. Thou shall start every sentence with a four-lettered word. inka undi....to be continued next..:):):)
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 15:51:38 +0000

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