6) Heriot watt University. Living in halls meant our union was right next to us and when gagging for a cheap night out we simply roll out of our halls and head there. But one night I innocently tried to sneak in a bottle of wine in my bag to the union bar. I thought I looked quite innocent and was already quite drunk from pre drinks hence thinking this was a awesome idea. Needless to say I was caught by the bouncer at the door. He confiscated my wine and took me aside from all my friends who had been queuing. I expected to get a good telling off and maybe even getting a ban from the union but what I got instead was; “youre quite the little stunner aren’t you? I tell you what, you give me your number and later tonight we can drink this together eh?” I was shocked at this sleezyness but the drunk me really wanted my wine back so I agreed and gave him my number and put the bottle back in my bag. Throughout the night whilst me and my friends were on the dancefloor he would slyly walk past, wink and mouth “save some of those moves for me tonight”. He was quite old and I only wanted the wine (#poorstudent). A guy friend suggested we headed back to halls (which was a 2 minute walk away) so I agreed wanting to escape before the creepy bouncer noticed. When we got in, I received a text saying “where are you sugartits? I’m coming over”. My friend decided to text him back saying “mmmm come get me, Im on the ground floor, second window from the left. xxx” We were actually sitting in my room on the third floor, looking down at the ground floor windows, directly below mine. And as we had only told him where the bedroom window was (you need a key to even get into any halls) the bouncer would have to climb threw said window. What we witnessed truly made my night. We saw the sleezy jerk sprint threw the courtyard in darkness, head straight for the window, which by our own luck was slightly ajar. He pushed it open and leaped half in and said “Daddys going to give you a spanking naughty girl for drinking his wine”. There was loads of shouting, a struggle, loads of other people starting looking outside. The bouncer had jumped into the bedroom of our Halls warden, a big beefy older guy who looks after us, and was actually asleep with his girlfriend at the time. We picked that room knowing the warden would take “breaking and entering” seriously and saw the bouncer getting dragged outside by the beefy warden and a few security men he had called. With his “suspicious night time activities” in halls, and that the entire building had seen the scuffle, we never saw him working as a bouncer at the union again. #LordSugarTitsSaysYoureFired
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 10:34:56 +0000
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