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A 3.5 yr old kid at d school admission interview: Teacher T: wats ur name Kid K: my name is suraj,my father name is dilip,mothers name is sandhya T: wat all ur hobbies K: my name is suraj,my father name is dilip,mothers name is sandhya T: can u tell one rhyme K: my name is suraj,my father name is dilip,mothers name is sandhya T(puzzled): y r u answering same for all questions K: my name is suraj,my father name is dilip,mothers name is sandhya T(in anger): enough stop it...u may leave..ur kids application is rejected Smart kid replies: yesterday a 40 yr YOUTH gave d same answers to all questions asked to him n he is projected to b our next Pm n my school admission is rejected for doing d same.. --- Japanese Proverb- If One Can Do, u Can Do. If No 1 Can Do, u Must Do. Punekars Version- If One Can Do, Let Him Do. If No1can Do Mi kashala Shanpana karu?😛 *Sugar Test* * Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar level regularly. * * Sardars and scooter* * Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space. * * Lion and Sardars* * Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand * * Cyclone* * Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: What is cyclone Sardar: It is the loan given to purchase a cycle * * Side Effects* * Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects! * *Advice* * A famous Sardars declaration to the media: I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too * * Oxygen* Teacher: Oxygen is very essential to life. It was discovered in 1773 Sardar: Thank God!! I was born after 1773. Had I born earlier, I would have died... * * Skeleton* * Interviewer: What is a skeleton? Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!
Posted on: Fri, 07 Mar 2014 11:52:43 +0000

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