A Cows Tail A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally, the Doctor asked him, What happened to YOU? Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a fieldof cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cows fanny. Still holding the cows tail up, I yelled to my wife,Hey, this looks like yours! I dont remember much after that
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 10:51:06 +0000
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