A Lawyer went hunting in a nearby village. He shot a bird and it fell into a farmers field at the other side of a fence. As the lawyer was trying to climb over the fence an old man Akpos saw him and asked; What are you doing?. The lawyer said; I shot a bird and it fell on that field. I want to go in and retrieve it. Akpos said; Thats my property, you are not going over there. The lawyer said; Im one of the best trial attorneys in this country, if you dont let me get that bird ill sue you and take everything. Akpos smiled and said; You dont know how we do things here. We settle small disagreement like this, with the 3-Kick-Rule. The lawyer asked; What is the 3-Kick-Rule?. Akpos replied; I kick you 3 times and then you kick me 3 times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up. The lawyer thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old man Akpos. He agreed. Akpos gently walked up to the lawyer. His 1st kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyers groin and he fell on to his knees. His 2nd kick nearly wiped the lawyers nose off his face. The lawyer was lying on the ground when Akpos 3rd kick to his kidney nearly cause him to give up. The lawyer summoned every bit of his power, got up to his feet and said; You old man, now its my turn. Akpos smiled and said; No, i give up, you can have the bird. One word for Akpos.
Posted on: Fri, 20 Dec 2013 21:06:23 +0000