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A blind man went to a restaurant . Menu sir? Asked the owner. Im blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks.. I will smell it & order.l The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. Yes, I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables Unbelievable! thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later, the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Portia was cooking. He said, Do me a favor and rub this fork over your privates!!, which she does! He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says Oh interesting..!! ! , I never knew Portia worked here!! : Owner fainted LOL!! dude is sick . . #destructive_elements
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 07:00:53 +0000

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