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A boy was with his father when he saw his girlfriend coming and in a bid to pass a message to his girl-friend, he quickly developed a line of discourse with the girl:BOY: Have you come to collect your book titled; SPEAKING ENGLISH MY DAD DOESNT UNDERSTAND? by Ngozi Okafor.Girl: No, I want that our Hymn Book called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?Boy: I dont have that one... may be you should take the other one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by Crooks.Girl: Fine but dont forget to bring I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINS while coming to school...Boy: I will also bring this one too, I WONT LET YOU DOWN by Chinua Achebe.Then the father retorted: These are too many, will she read all of them?Boy: Yes dad, she is very smart.Dad: Okay, dont forget to give her the one on the table titled, I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN SAYING by Shakespeare!And also d one on d dinning titled IF SHE GETS PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED by Wole Soyinka.

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