A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. After five minutes: Wife: Is that Bret Lee Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his brother. Husband: He does not have an actor brother Wife: What about Bruce Lee Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. Husband: No. It is called action replay. Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopterí ½íº¡. Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. Itâs a free hit. Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a â freeâ hit? Wife: Now whom is he saying âHIâ to? Husband: He is signalling a âByeâ. Wife: Why is he saying âByeâ. Is the game over ? Wife: How many runs to win? Husband: 72 in 36 balls Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball Husband turns off the TV . Wife turns it on and watches âSaraswasti Chandraâ í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸ Husband: Who is this Saraswati Cahndra? Wife: Donât you dare disturb me. Husband:
Posted on: Thu, 26 Sep 2013 08:21:05 +0000
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