A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about life! The - TopicsExpress



          

A cucumber, a pickle and a penis were talking about life! The cucumber said, when I get big and hard, they chop me up and toss me in a salad! The pickle says, you got it easy mate! When I get big and hard, they chop me up and drown me in vinegar! The penis says, lads, thats nothing compared to what I go through when I get big and hard! They put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and faint!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 08:54:48 +0000

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