A female teacher was having a problem with Matome in her class of 3rd grade. Matome said ‘M’am, I should be in 4th grade, i’m smarter than my sister & she’s in the 4th grade’. The M’am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complaints & took Matome to the Principal’s office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided 2 test Matome with some questions that a 4th grade pupil should know. Principal : What’s 3 + 3? Matome : 6 Principal : 6 + 6? Matome : 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many questions & Matome got them right. The Principal then asked M’am 2 send Matome to 4th grade. M’am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. M’am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I’ve only 2 of? Matome : Legs M’am: What’s in your pants that you have but I don’t have? Matome : Pockets M’am: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Matome : Coconut M’am : What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principal’s eyes open really wide, but b4 he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Matome : Bubble Gum M’am: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? Matome : Tent The principal was looking restless M’am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when u’re bored. The best man always has me 1st n what am I? Matome : Wedding Ring M’am: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good? Matome : Nose M’am : I’ve a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Matome : Arrow M’am: What starts with ‘F’ & ends with a ‘K’ & if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand? Matome : Fork M’am: What’s it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Matome : Surname M’am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love? Matome : Heart The principal heaved a sigh of relief & told the teacher, ‘Send Matome 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 11:12:07 +0000
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