A few days ago, I had expressed some thoughts on Feku the Metaphor. I found to my acute discomfort and embarrassment that I was wrong; completely, horribly wrong. I have no hesitation in apologizing for this mistake of mine. I realized, thanks to some strong and honest feedback from good friends, that for Feku bhakts, He is nothing less than God incarnate (Hari – as in Har Har Feku) and the founder of a religion called Fekusim. Fekusim has little in common with Hinduism. Hinduism permits plurality of beliefs. In Fekusim there is only one path of salvation – complete surrender to the almighty Feku. He or His disciples brook no argument, reason, fact, or logic which even slightly deviates from the canons of Fekunama. After all it is a question of faith. Fekusim may still be a nascent religion, but all the main ingredients of religion have already been assembled and are present. A mythology called the Kujarat Model of Development, a high priest (in the form of Smit Ahah), a bevy of High Priestess’ (Imariti Rani, Kadhu Mishwar, Mema Halini, K,K,Kiron K), a villain called Kajruwal (a la Mahisasur), renunciation of family and family life (shades of Gautam Buddha), holy scriptures, sacrificial altars (everybody knows about them and where they are located, but are too gory for me to mention here), sacred rituals (distorting history, sending all non-believers to Pakistan etc. ), all leading up a path to a golden era for all the believers and believers only (vote for Feku Sarkar). For non-believers like me, salvation can only come by way of death through being beaten up to pulp or being thrown into a tub of boiling oil. There is just an outside change of the milk of human mercy somehow comes into play. In that case I would have a peaceful death by being beheaded with a single stroke of the sword (since the best swords came from India, the Arabic word for sword is Muhannad - meaning from India - min al Hind) or by a bullet in the brain (poor folks do not know that my skull is completely empty – there is nothing to kill inside). Now since I value my limb and life a lot – I hereby offer my complete surrender. By way of proof, I am willing to shout from the roof tops, for all to hear – Heil Feku!!!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 15:15:21 +0000
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