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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag. Oh, really? Darn it! said the little old lady. Id better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer. Well, now, not so fast, said the cop. “ Where did you get all that money? You didnt steal it, did you? Oh, no, no, said the old lady. You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, why not make the best of it? So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes. Well, that seems only fair, said the cop, laughing. OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, whats in the other bag? Not everybody pays.
Posted on: Mon, 14 Apr 2014 05:43:02 +0000

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