A lost chapter of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory has been uncovered amongst Dahls possessions after it was deemed insufficiently moral for the minds of young British children - whats so immoral about a GINORMOUS FUDGE MOUNTAIN?! (Other scary stuff that may or may not be included in the chapter is irrelevant right now) In the centre of the room there was an actual mountain, a colossal jagged mountain as high as a five-storey building, and the whole thing was made of pale-brown, creamy, vanilla fudge. All the way up the sides of the mountain, hundreds of men were working away with picks and drills, hacking great hunks of fudge out of the mountainside … As the huge hunks of fudge were pried loose, they went tumbling and bouncing down the mountain and when they reached the bottom they were picked up by cranes with grab-buckets, and the cranes dumped the fudge into open wagons.
Posted on: Mon, 01 Sep 2014 11:02:13 +0000
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