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A man and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child! The wife jumps up and says, Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and asked what he has to say. THE HUSBAND: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? THE MACHINE OR MINE?
Posted on: Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:49:40 +0000

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