A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says Ah, I see youve regained consciousness. Now you probably wont remember, but Im afraid you were in a pile-up on the motorway. Youre going to be OK, youll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and Im going to break it to you as gently as I can. Your Willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it. The bloke groans a bit (as you do) but the doctor goes on, Weve checked your insurance and youve actually got 9,000 compensation coming to you and the good news is that we have the technology now to build you a new Willy that will work just as well as your old one, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesnt come cheap. It is one thousand pounds an inch. The bloke perks up a bit at this (as you would.) So its a simple decision, the doctor says, you need to decide how many inches you want. But its something youd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch Willy before and you decide to go for a nine inch Willy now, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine incher before and you decide only to invest in a five incher now, she might be a bit disappointed. So its important that you consult with her to help you make the decision. So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day. So he says, have you spoken with your wife? I have. says the chap. And has she helped you to make the decision? Yes, she has he says. And what is the decision? asks the doctor. Were having a new kitchen.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 22:35:32 +0000
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