A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, Perfect timing. Youre just like Frank. Passenger: Who? Cabbie: Frank Feldman... hes a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time. Passenger: There are always a few clouds over everybody. Cabbie: Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano! He was an amazing guy. Passenger: Sounds like he was somebody really special. Cabbie: Oh hell theres more?. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybodys birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order, and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything---. Not like me - I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right. Passenger: Wow, some guy then. Cabbie: He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made mistakes, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! I never knew him to make a mistake! No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman. Passenger: An amazing fellow. How did you meet him? Cabbie: Well... I never actually met Frank. He died, and I married his wife.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 19:37:19 +0000
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