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A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said: The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Psychiatrists thought it was madness. The Radiologists could see right through it. The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians stated they were laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. The Pathologists yelled, Over my dead body. The Pediatricians said, Grow up! The Plastic Surgeon said, This puts a whole new face on the matter. The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward. The Urologists felt the scheme wouldnt hold water. The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. The Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say no.
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 17:29:40 +0000

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