A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel of his audience, he asked: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 40 students raise their hands. “Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raised their hands. “I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raised their hands. “That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 3 students raised their hands. “That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raised his hand. The professor was astonished. He took off his glasses, and said, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience. ” The redneck student Olebogeng complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor said, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have s*x with a ghost.” The student replied, “Ghost?!? Sh**it!!!!!!! From back there, it sounded like you said ‘goats!!!!!!
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