A very popular Cardiologist died and at the funeral lots of people spoke and at the end the casket was driven into a heart shaped vault and every body was silent and watching, suddenly one man laughed out and every body looked at him. The person next to him asked, Why have you laughed ? He said, I am a Gynaecologist and I was thinking about my funeral when I die, where My body will be pushed into? Three doctors and three lawyers were going for conference and travelling in a train. The doctors bought only one ticket and the lawyers asked why? They told them to wait and see. When the ticket collector was seen far, the doctors ,all of them shut themselves in a toilet. The ticket collector knocked on the shut toilet, one hand came out with a ticket and the ticket collector took it and carried on. After the conference, the Lawyers thought they will also do the same as the doctors did and bought only one ticket. At this time, the doctors did not buy any ticket. So the lawyers asked, how are you going to manage this time? The doctors said, wait and see. When the ticket collector was sighted far, the lawyers went into the toilet, and one doctor went and knocked at the door and said ticket please. One hand came out with the ticket and the doctor collected it and the doctors went into the next toilet and shut the door and waited for the ticket collector to knock.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 08:49:21 +0000
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