A young New > York woman was so depressed > that she decided to > end her life by throwing herself > into the ocean, but > just before she could throw > herself from the > docks, a handsome young man stopped > her. You have so > much to live > for! > > > > Im > > a sailor, and we are off to Italy > tomorrow. I can stow you > away on my ship. > > Ill > > take care of you, bring you food every > day and keep you > happy. > > > > > > With nothing to lose,combined > with the fact that > she had always wanted to go > to > > > > Italy, the woman accepted. > > > > That > > night the sailor brought her aboard and > hid her in a small > but comfortable > compartment > > in > > the hold. > > > > > > From then on, every night he would bring > her three > sandwiches, a bottle of red wine, > and make love to > her until dawn. > > > > > > Three weeks later she was discovered by > the captain during a > routine > > inspection. > > > > > > What are you doing here? > asked the captain. I have an > arrangement > > with > one of the > sailors. she said. > > > > > > He brings me food and I get free > trip to > Italy. > > I > > see, the captain > says. > > > > > > Her conscience got the best of her and > she added, Plus, > hes > > screwing > me. > > > > > > He certainly is, replied the > captain.This is the Staten > Island Ferry.
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