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A young boy was playing hide-n-seek. He decided to hide in his mothers closet. Suddenly, the mother came into the room with a man. They began making love, not knowing the boy was in the closet. Suddenly the boys father pulled into the driveway. The mother, in a panic, rushed the man into the closet with the boy. They stood next to each other. Its dark in here. The boy said. Yep. The man said. I have a baseball. Thats cool. Ill give you it for $500. No way! ...my dad is outside. The man sighed and pulled out his wallet. A few days later, the boy was in his mothers closet again. Once again, the mother came into the room with the man. Soon, the father pulled into the driveway and the mother rushed the man into the closet. The man and the boy stood next to each other. Its dark in here. The boy said. Yep. The man said. I have a baseball mitt. Thats cool. Ill give you it for $500. The man thought about the last time and sighed. He pulled out his wallet. The next day, the father was sitting in the dining room. The boy walked in. Dad! I sold my baseball and glove! He said. Really? For how much? The father said. $1000! The fathers jaw dropped. Son! You shouldnt overprice such things! Im taking you to church so you can confess! So, the father took his son to church and the boy went to confession. He waited until the pastor came. After a few moments, the boy spoke. Its dark in here. Dont start that shit again, kid!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 09:45:15 +0000

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