After CID & Rajnikant its Alok Nath time now Best of Alok Nath jokes 1 Alok Nath believes in Aashirwad at first sight. 2 Alok Nath believes the F in FTV stands for Family. 3 Alok Nath calls Sunny Leone as Sunny Beti. 4 Alok Nath eats Prasad as starters. 5 When you type Alok Nath on Google search, Im feeling Lucky changes to Im feeling Sanskari. 6 Alok Nath has requested for Saubhagyavati Raho button on Facebook. 7 Alok Nath has requested for an Aashirwad button to Twitter. 8 Alok Nath has zero friends because he always turns Dosti into Rishtedaari. 9 When Alok Nath was born doctor said, Badhaai Hon, Babuji Huye Hey. 10 Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he closes his eyes when he takes a bath. 11 Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he distributes Prasad after crossing each level in Temple Run. 12 Alok Nath is so sanskaari that he removes his slippers before playing Temple Run. 13 Alok Nath is so sanskaari that when he heard the song Gandi Baat, he put Gangajal in his ears. 14 Alok Nath is the SI unit of Sanskar. 15 Alok Nath Ne Ekk Baar Tootte Taare Ko Dekh Keh Beti Ki Bidae Maang Li. 16 Alok Nath Ne Janam Lete Hi Nurse Ka Kanyadaan Kar Diya Tha. 17 Alok Nath serves Gangajal in cocktail parties. 18 Alok Nath used to bunk school for Ram Katha. 19 Alok Nath walks into a bar and orders Haldi Ka Doodh. 20 Alok Nath walks slowly, because of song Babuji Zara Dheere Chalo. 21 Alok Nath was the first person to call Parle as Parle-G. 22 Alok Nath went to Shirdi for his honeymoon. 23 Alok Nath went to Sunburn Music Festival and did a Surya-Namaskar over there. 24 Alok Naths idea of a music concert is a Mata Ka Jagrata. 25 Alok Naths talk show would be called Aashirwad with Alok. 26 Alok Naths watch displays only Achha and Bura samay. 27 Alok Naths WhatsApp shows: Last seen doing Kanyadaan at.. 28 Alok Naths wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo. 29 Angry Birds became Sansakari Birds in Alok Naths smartphone. 30 Anoop Jalota is Alok Naths Yo Yo Honey Singh. 31 In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughters wedding. 32 Koi Ladki Unh Sehn Chhu Naa Jaye Ess Liye, Alok Nath Ji Ne Aaj Tak Touch Screen Phone Nahi Liya. 33 Question: Alok Naths favorite song? Answer: Oppa Samdhan Style! 34 Question: How would Alok Nath howl if he was a Werewolf? Answer: Bahuuuuu… 35 Question: Which car does Alok Nath drive? Answer: Sanskar 36 Rahul Dravid was Alok Nath of Indian Cricket team. 37 The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are Haridwar and Pariwar. 38 This New Year eve, Alok Nath is going to drink Charnamrat on the rocks. 39 When Alok Nath caught a thief, he took him to Mata Ki Chowkie instead of police chowkie! 40 When Alok Nath was born doctor said, Badhaai Hon, Babuji Huye Hey.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 16:00:41 +0000
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