Akpos The Comedian Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his life, - TopicsExpress

Akpos The Comedian Akpos who has lived in Ghana all his life, just got admission into one of the Nigerian higher institutions. At the first day of lecture, the following conversation erupted... The Lecturer said, lets begin by reviewing some Nigerian history. The Lecturer asked who said, I shall return to die in the land of my fathers? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied: King Jaja of Opobo, 1875 Very good! said lecturer. Then, she asked again, who said,The land use act will feed the nation? Again, no response except from Akpos: obasanjo , 1976. The Lecturer snapped at the class; class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is new to our Country, knows more about our history than you do. The Lecturer heard a loud whisper: Ghana must go. who said that? she demanded, Akpos put his hand up, Buhari 1984. At that point, a student at the back scornfully said; Hmmm, you think you are smart? The Lecturer glared and asked;All right! Now, who said that? Again, Akpos said, Babangida to Abiola, 1992. Hmmm, a Student at the back smilled I dey laugh ooh, Akpos smiled back and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now furious, another student yelled; Oh yeah! Eat this! Akpos jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the Lecturer, Indian mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998. Now, with almost mob hyseria, someone said; You little poo. If you say anything else, Ill kill you. Akpos frantically yelled at the top of his voice; Chris Uba to Ngige, 2004! The Lecturer fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said; Oh poo, were in Big trouble now! Akpos whispered; Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007. Someone angrily said; Dont answer him, he is a fool Akpors smiled and replied; Obansanjo to IBB, 2011 Now, the Lecturer managed to getup and asked Akpos; please, whore you? Show your self... Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to BOKO HARAM, 2012 HOW MANY LIKES AND SHARE FOR AKPOS?!?

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