Akpos went to Abuja to see his uncle. He got to his uncle’s office very early by 8am and the secretary said he should come back by 2pm that Oga is not around. So, Akpos had to hang around till 2 pm. By 1pm, hunger was wiring Akpos. He had not eaten since morning and only had N200 in his pocket. There was no bukka around the to eat swallow or rice, only big big hotels. Akpos began to feel dizzy so he decided to find a solution. He looked around and saw a fantastic 5 star hotel. He adjusted himself, cleaned his dusty shoe, wiped his oily face with hanky and entered the hotel with confidence. In d lobby, the receptionist at the front desk said: are u here to see somebody or you want to lodge? Akpos said confidently “lodging!”. The hotel receptionist said the cheapest room here is N47k per night. Akpos: “no problem dis place is lovely, just like the hotel I slept at yesterday in Dubai on my way from United states. Receptionist said “thank you sir“. Akpos said: But can I pay in hard currency as Ive not changed my dollars? Receptionist: No problem sir Akpos: but first, where is your restaurant I want to eat before I go up to the room. They showed Akpos to the restaurant and told the chef to treat him well cos he was a new customer that just came back from US! The chef welcomed him and gave him the menu. Akpos first ordered appetiser, 2 bowls of assorted pepper soup with a bottle of red spanish wine. Total cost N18k. Next for the main meal, Akpos ordered pounded yam, efo riro with snail and catfish! - N15k. Akpos total bill was now N33K but Akpos only had N200 They cleared his empty plate away and brought the bill. Akpos began to sweat even inside cold air conditioned room. The waiter came twice to the table, Akpos waved him away that he was still relaxing after the heavy meal. The staff began to suspect Akpos, that he didn’t have money, they called security and gathered round him. Akpos looked at all of them quietly, then he brought out one his phones and used it to dial another one in his pocket which was on silent. Akpos (on the phone): Ehen, is it time? Yes na, the bomb is still with me not yet exploded. …In 2 minutes? Of course, no problem, I will detonate it on time. I‘m proud to be suicide bomber, and there are many people where I am, so the impact will be even better. Yes o. Government will have no choice but to listen to our cause. Before Akpos even dropped phone, the restaurant had cleared. As he walked out of the restaurant, nobody was in the lobby. Even street sef empty! One word for akpos!?!
Posted on: Sun, 24 Nov 2013 11:25:39 +0000
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