Almost died last night...or at least in my mind I thought so. I was in bed watching TV and eating those Whoppers malted milk balls. Well, I sucked one right down my throat. And it was a whole one. But it lodged part way down, in the back of my throat. And I couldnt move it. I was really afraid it would go down my windpipe instead of my esophagus. I tried vomiting it up, but it only gagged me. So I decided to try swallowing. Still did not move and was getting pretty painful. Finally got a bottle a water and tried drinking it and slowly it dissolved it and it went on down. Did I say, slowly? This whole time I was thinking about Cass Elliott and her piece of hot dog. Now today I told the girls at the hair salon that I go to the whole story and they thought it was hilarious. I said maybe one day I would think it is funny too, but not today. Throat is still sore. BTW, I threw the rest of the Whoppers in the trash.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 21:40:33 +0000
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