An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for > a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what > good shape the guy is in and asks, how do you > stay in such great physical condition? > > > > Im Italian and I am a golfer, says the old > guy, and thats why Im > in such good shape. Im up well before > daylight and out golfing up and > down the fairways. I have a glass of vino > and all is well. > > > > “Well says the doctor, Im sure that > helps, but theres got to be > more to it. How old was your Father when he > died? > > > > Who said my Fathers dead? > > > > The doctor is amazed. You mean youre 80 > years old and your Fathers > still alive. How old is he? > > > > Hes 100 years old, says the old Italian > golfer. In fact he golfed > with me this morning and then we went to the > topless beach for a walk > and had a little vino and thats why hes > still alive. Hes Italian > and hes a golfer, too. > > > > Well, the doctor says, thats great, but > Im sure theres more to > it than that. How about your Fathers > Father? How old was he when he died? > > > > Who said my Nonos dead? > > > > Stunned, the doctor asks, you mean youre > 80 years old and your > grandfathers still living! Incredible, how > old is he? > > > > Hes 118 years old, says the old Italian > golfer. > > > > The doctor is getting frustrated at this > point, So, I guess he went > golfing with you this morning too? > > > > No, Nono couldnt go this morning because > hes getting married today. > > > > At this point the doctor is close to losing > it. Getting married!! > Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get > married? > > > > Who said he wanted to? >
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 03:16:10 +0000
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015