An IBS arbitrary committee has ruled that the #teamsaltine signing of Steph Curry is racially unconstitutional, and the deal has been vetoed. Curry has now agreed in principle to the same max deal with #teamlightskinned Other Team Saltine news: -Chase Budinger, who signed with TS in October, has been traded to #teamginger for future considerations. The deal comes after it was deemed that Killer Pales should not be kept in captivity, and that gingers should always be surrounded by other gingers. -TS Head Coach Chip Kelly is in the midst of an intense probationary period, imposed by VP of Saltine Operations Chase Howells. Inside sources indicate that TS management are currently satisfied with his reppin, but that his job security depends solely on how far he goes in the NFL Playoffs this year. It was also noted that his service in resurrecting Mark Sanchez career is a great gesture that shows the compassion of the saltine race -After inking Phil Mickelson to a 10-day contract, TS has decided to re-sign him for the remainder of eternity. The swagger he offers to the game of golf is a pleasant thing that goes against all the ugly stereotypes that people have of saltines, particularly in saltine sports.
Posted on: Thu, 04 Dec 2014 01:23:09 +0000
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