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And now my wonderful Thanksgiving is complete with a message from the anonymous coward so clearly jealous of my life and too terrified of me to sign his missives. I knew he would comment. It must drive him crazy to know that I am such a happy man. All I really know about this guy is that hes from the Cleveland area. I have a few suspects in mind, but it doesnt really matter who he is. He amuses me with his psychotic yet impotent hatred. Im going to share his latest message with you, but you dont have to reassure me that hes crazy inaccurate. Believe me, his amazing lack of knowledge and perception screams from every word he writes. So, my friends, take this for what it is, the shrill ravings of a pathetic clown: *************************** You have a better and happier life than you ever seriously believed you would have? Of course you do. Living off a hard working wife must be the greatest! That is, if one doesnt possess an ounce of pride. Does she give you an allowance if you make the bed? When was the last time you earned a living wage? The seventies? Never? When it comes to Thanksgiving Im mostly thankful that youre not my father. What does your dad do for a living? Er, hes died in the war. When I was an infant. Then whos the fat midget selling comic books in your garage? Oh, him? Er, some homeless dwarf. My mom lets him use the garage. ********************************* I know I shouldnt take such delight in this guy, but he makes me laugh.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 23:29:06 +0000

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