At 9:30 AM I was able to observe three of Bostons finest citizens in their element. It was an almost artistic microcosm of humanity. Gentleman 1: Yo man, I dont know why Im feeling so sick this morning, I just threw up in that doorway. - slams giant beer covered in paper sack. Gentleman 2 mumbles: dunkin donuts put salt in their food? Gentleman 1: stares, takes another huge hit of beer. Gentleman 2: SALT. Epsom salt. They stop simultaneously to rubberneck an unremarkable woman walking by. They smile creepily. Gentleman 2: Yeah man, you gotta get more salt or youll get dehydrated. Gentleman 3 - suddenly sparks to life: Even if you dont want to pay, you can walk into a restaurant and take... They stop to rubberneck a completely unremarkable 30sish Asian businesswoman walking by. They look like patrons of the art inspecting a new exhibit. Gentleman 3: Take a handful of salt and just eat it like this Gentleman 1: You really think thats why Ive been feeling sick? Takes an inhumanly long drink They stop to ogle another female- it really is ANY female that walks by. And with perfect unison they stop talking and stare like meerkats on the Savannah. Gentleman 2: Yeah. You just need to lick some salt. Gentleman 1 enthusiastically throws his half-empty beer-can on the ground. They are within 7 feet of a garbage: Lets go find some salt!
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