Attention Global Warming Alarmists: Sea ice is now growing at a record rate and the temperature of the Earth has not risen in 17 years. Its time to flip flop again and blame climate change for the coming cooling. You can call it Global Cooling. Or maybe the Earth and the sun go through natural cycles? No, couldnt be! Scientists have traveled back in time and have weather data from every year of the Earths existence. Ice cores? So who traveled back in time to verify the ice core analysis is actually correct? Oh its just theory..... oh.... Did humans end the last age 12,000 years ago? Oh.... it was just a natural cycle. No? I bet those evil car corporations are actually aliens and were driving automobiles back then. Evil corporation time traveler aliens. Yay! Those aliens have caused every ice age and warm period in Earths history with their evil 8 cylinder engines! Why are you still reading this I lost it like 3 sentences ago.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Jul 2014 20:43:12 +0000
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