BREAKING NEWS..........The Department of the Collectivized Treasury has announced that the former ‘Internal Revenue Service’ has hereby been reorganized as the ‘Internal Revenue Security Service,’ and will work in conjunction with the National Security Agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, the Department of Homeland Security, and the Department of Social Justice in the monitoring of unpatriotic and disloyal activities of American citizens. The IRSS is now being fitted with special electronic monitoring devices to track covert Capitalists and others guilty of hoarding the People’s Wealth. It has long been known that the IRSS would eventually transition from collecting taxes and enforcing tax law to a more significant role under the Affordable Healthcare Act. The IRSS was expected to monitor citizen participation in mandatory medical programs under the State as part of the collectivization of healthcare as envisioned by our heroic leader, Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama. However, with an increase in information available to the State’s security organs through the Proletarian Review of Information in Social Media (PRISM), the White Fortress has ordered the IRSS to begin more intensive surveillance of suspected wreckers and Kulaks who harbor reactionary and non-conformist tendencies, something the IRSS has been preparing to do over the last several years. Once the IRSS reorganization is completed, it is likely to become a participating agency the DHS’ new Communal Ammunition Bunker Program, which is the fruit of the DHS plan to collectivize and nationalize all ammunition in the USSA. The IRSS and Treasury Department officials have been instrumental in implementing Comrade Obama’s Universal Pacification and Disarmament Plan through the financial restrictions placed on Capitalists in the arms industries trying to profit off of the violent delusions of the Bourgeoisie.
Posted on: Tue, 11 Jun 2013 13:43:14 +0000
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