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Baap of all Baniya Jokes ever made: A GUPTA Boy fell in LOVE with an AGGARWAAL Girl... AGG Girl: Jab Dad so jayenge to me gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaz sunkar tum turant under aa jana !!! But Boy sikka fekne ke ek ghante baad aaya AGG Girl: Itni der kyo laga di??? Gupta Boy: Wo mai sikka DHUND raha tha!!! AGG Girl - Pagal wo to DHAAGA BAANDH ke feka tha, wapas khich liya! *baniya Collection* 1. baniya: Yeh banana kaise diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega. Baniya: Le 40 paise, chilka rakh aur kela de de. .............. 2. baniya on his deathbed. My wife, where r u ? Wife: Yes, Im here My sons. daughters r u all here? Yes, Papa Baniya : To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ? 3. Baniya 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla ke bola: MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA! 4. Baniya ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai. Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi, baniya ne phir khoon diya. Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye, Baniya: (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di? Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Baniya ka khoon daud raha hai:) 6. baniya ko bhoot chadh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Varna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga 7. Titanic Ke Saath baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha hai. Baniya : Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda. 8. Baniya haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha.... Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...?? Baniya : Dettol ki sheeshi phoot gayi hai, aise hi thodi waste hone denge. La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!!

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