Barack Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality after his partys historic losses in the recent election, goes to consult a Psychic about the date of his death. Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: “You will die on a Jewish holiday.” “Which one?” Obama asks nervously. “It doesnt matter.” replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, itll be a Jewish holiday.”
Posted on: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 22:29:35 +0000
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