Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Neds here! Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat. Ned, youre pretty popular! says Bill. Im the most popular man in the world, says Ned. Now Ned, says Bill, youre pretty popular but youre not the most popular man in the world. Oh yeah, Ned replies Ill bet you a thousand dollars that Im friends with anybody you can name! That so? answers Bill, How about the governor? Lets go! says Ned. The governor is pleased to see him. Ned! How are you doing? I havent seen you in ages! The three go play a round of golf and then leave. That was luck! says Bill, Two thousand says youre not friends with the president! Lets go! says Ned. The two fly to Washington and, sure enough, are greeted by the president. Hello Ned! What have you been up to these days? They enter the White House, have a quick talk and leave. Frustrated, Bill says, Double or nothing, you dont know the pope! Ned says, Lets go! When they get to the Vatican, Ned instructs Bill to wait outside and Ned will come out on the balcony with his arm around the pope. After a while, a crowd gathers to hear the pope speak. And as told by Ned, when the pope comes out, Neds arm is wrapped around him. Ned looks down from the balcony and sees Bill passed out on the ground. He rushes down and wakes him up. Bill! Bill! Wake up! Bill opens his eyes and says, Ned. Youre the most popular man in the world. I told you that, Bill, says Ned, but you didnt faint when I knew the governor! You didnt faint when I knew the president! I could almost take it that you knew the pope, says Bill. But I passed out when the guy next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said Whos that up there with Ned?
Posted on: Sat, 05 Apr 2014 18:30:22 +0000
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