Black Woman Cake...written by a Black Man (Its a Great Message) NEVER FORGET! THERE WERE SPECIAL INGREDIENTS GOD USED IN MAKING A GOOD WOMAN. Subject: BLACK WOMAN CAKE Im making a black woman cake cause Im hungry as hell. And the sweet tooth I have only a sista can break the spell. Let me reach into my spice rack to see what I can get. To make a mix that will stick to my stomach you can bet. 2 cups of intelligence 1 cup of sugar brown (Cause shes got to be sweet, mental, sound and deep) Cinnamon is always good to accent the taste A few cups of culture, so shes down for her race (You see I wont bite into anything thats not conscious of its own, thats why I stick to chocolate and leave angel food alone) I am adding butter cause she must be smooth 2 raisins for the dimples will also be cool I must add eggs so she can reproduce (Cant leave her hanging cause I like children too) I think Ill add a little salt, to balance her out And a dominant profile, to show she has clout For a responsible woman, Ill throw in some yeast (So shell swell with juices, when Im ready to feast) Ill add 7 cups of courage and into the oven to bake Turn it to 360 degrees, To balance out her mental state. Now that its done brothas, I wont share her wealth, but Im sharing the recipe as Im consuming this black woman all by myself. Good Black Women are indeed all around us. We pass them on the streets, in the malls, in captivity behind the walls, and in the hall at work. Most we cant see because we dont know what a good woman really looks like. She usually isnt flashy enough or rich enough to turn our heads. She might not wear a fur coat or push a Lexus. She might not have a body by Fisher or a face for Ebony. But as you mature, you realize its better to find someone whos got your back than someone who turns your head. A Good Black Woman doesnt agree whole-heartedly with everything you say. She doesnt just tell you what you want to hear and do the opposite. She doesnt have to declare how sensitive, sweet, caring, sincere, yada, yada, yada, she is (she wont have to...because it shows). She has her own opinions, and you may clash, but she doesnt have to degrade you to prove shes right. She even admits at times to being wrong, especially if you are willing to do the same. A Good Black Woman is not going to meet every item on your checklist. She is human with frailties & faults mixed in with all of her wonderful, sensual attributes. She needs your love & respect. She needs to feel that you dont have to catch her doing something wrong so you can declare Aha I knew all along A Good Black Woman doesnt necessarily give you a huge Birthday or Valentine gift. She shows her love in the ways that are comfortable to her. Dont judge her by TV standards. No one is living that Fairy tale--for real. BLACK WOMEN, we salute you, and thank you for who you are, and all youve done. Pass this along to some of the Good Black Women you know, and a few men that need to read it.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 01:45:02 +0000
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