Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl. The priest asks, Is that you, little Scott Wheelon? Yes, Father, it is. And who was the girl you were with? I cant tell you, Father. I dont want to ruin her reputation. Well, Scott, Im sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti? I cannot say. Was it Teresa Mazzarelli? Ill never tell. Was it Nina Capelli? Im sorry, but I cannot name her. Was it Cathy Piriano? My lips are sealed. Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then? Please, Father! I cannot tell you. The priest sighs in frustration. Youre very tight lipped, and I admire that. But youve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Scott walks back to his pew, and his friend Rick McNamara slides over and whispers, Whatd you get? Four months vacation and five good leads..
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 04:56:14 +0000
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