Brace yourselves! Next year, the Harrells will be introducing a new Halloween tradition. Instead of Trick-or-Treat, its called Trick-or-Taze. It goes a little something like this: if you show up on my doorstep on Halloween next year past the age of anything remotely resembling childhood (i.e. facial hair, or you actually *drove* yourself trick-or-treating) AND you hold out a pillowcase AND you just stand there without even saying one word....... I am going to taze you. Thats right! I am going to taze you. I havent decided if Im just going to stand at the door and taze you or if Im going to jump out of the bushes and go for the element of surprise. Either way, youre getting zapped. Keep your lazy, entitled butts at home.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 02:29:14 +0000