C&M Enterprises proudly announces our first business expansion. Southern Bark Busters, is up and running and will be eradicating coyotes free of charge to anyone willing to give written permission to do so on their property. Our services are available daytime, night time, anytime, all the time, and will continue until we can no longer afford gas or ammo, or get to old to see them anymore. Iced Sweet Tea and peanut butter sandwiches gladly accepted for tips. For destruction of these pesky, scary, dangerous vermin please contact us immediately before your cats and dogs become a coyotes next meal! David (CujoKiller) Crisco and Eric (DroopyDropper) Morris, Owners and Founders. Have guns, will travel...unless we cant buy gas! Now hiring for the following positions... 1. Lookouts= Very alert and responsible person to wake us up when they see the coyotes. 2. Audio Technician= Someone to push the right button on the electronic calls for us. 3. Dance choreographer= Someone to make the decoys move with the sound of the calls. (must be able to work well with others as this person and the audio tech must be somewhat compatible and on the same page.) 4. Experienced Tracker= Someone to go get the dogs after we shoot them, provided the lookout done their job and woke us up AND the Dance choreographer and Audio tech actually got a yote to come in!?!?! 5. Video Technician= Someone to record all our hunts and be able to edit just in case something stupid happens or in the rare, rare, case we were to miss one... 6. Generous Cook= Someone to cook supper for us or take us out to supper on their dime just in case we dont receive any tips. All positions will be filled on a first come basis. Must be 21 years old (in case a beer run is needed), have reliable transportation (in case we need to ride with you), Valid Drivers License NOT required (We were walking when you picked us up, we will go back to walking when they lock you up), Must be sane and have common sense (one of us has to fit that criteria), Must be financially stable (someone has to buy the ammo and gas, remember we ARE providing these services for FREE!!!) Satisfaction guaranteed or we wont come back! Southern Bark Busters is a division of Popem and Dropem Outfitters based in Richfield NC and a Proud sponsor of Varmint Lead Poisoning Experimentation. All donations are welcomed and needed. Thank you for your support!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 04:19:51 +0000