CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY PORSCHE of #350,000and landlord dey pursue your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy wallet.STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos mumu ) .WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch ( Money speaking).WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid dey live there ( Political armed robber ).TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well enough to tell the story ).IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He cannot come and die na).FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to watch a film of #1,000 at EkoHotel...( Abegiii! Why you no fit waitfor the pirated copy now ).LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from your eye ( You love her abi??? Hunger never deal with you ).MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a Rich HIV/AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi??? ).DIRTINESS :- Iswhen Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider becomes your Roommates and yousay God created them for a purpose ( Na lie! Na money wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this and you didnt re-broadcast so that your friends can LAUGH too......... wat else do u hav to say?
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 07:46:38 +0000
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