Caitlin Tippets, me, and Casper and Isaac all wrote one chapter of the following story. Have fun figuring out who wrote what. MASTERS OF TIME AND SPACE Odiferous legends Chapter 1. The three champions of time and space, Casper, Isaac and Finn, known collectively as Triple-shot or Triple-Threat depending on who you ask, had recently escaped the labyrinth miles of rabid King Trunks’ lower intestines. The exact reason why they were there in the first place is lost to history. Casper thought they were there for a Justin Beiber concert, everyone knows about his acute to mild case of Beiber fever. Isaac though they were there for a dentist appointment, which explains the nervous sweat drenched look on his face. Finn thought they were there to discover Candy Island and to this day claims they did, eliciting no small amount of concern from Casper and Isaac. Three months. They traveled in rabid King Trunks’ lower intestines for three months. They looted a stock pile of elven oatmeal. They rescued 15 princesses and 37 normal girls that Trunks thought were princesses, but were actually just an entire class of first graders from St. Theresa’s school for girls. They found butt-loads of treasure. They found a blind man who told their future. They stole back the sacred golden wombat of Detroit. After three stinking months of wandering, Finn stumbled across a secret passage, a passage none of the boys will talk about to this today. Must have been crazy gross. Regardless, they climbed out of the secret escape tunnel at the bottom of rabid King Trunks’ lower intestines and they fell into a snow bank. They looked at a world covered in ice. By all appearances it was the Antarctic in the year 1857. Abe Lincoln rode up on a polar bear. “Morning, Gents,” Abe yelled. Casper threw up. Isaac said, “ This isn’t Kansas, I’ve never been to Kansas, but this is not it.” Finn said,” I don’t care what you think about his politics, honest Abe rides that polar bear like a true player.” The Next Chapter: What’s under your hat? A extra arm and hand. Sick! We all said. I new your sick secret. Just the a lollypop appeared in front. It a trap finn. Finn don’t care. Santa will appear. Dude linkin we’re not in the south poul. Isaac shricked. His hand was frozen. Linkin set his hand on fire. Ha hu ha! 3. This problum need to be solv. We solv the problum we have to find the wa out. IV. The three whistled a secret code into a nose of an anteater whom spread the word through all of the ant colonies which reached their time traveling steed Betsy, whom enjoyed napping in garbage. She arrived with a knapsack of cat poos and filthy diapers, and one for-the-occasion Mohawk. The four took Abes burnt hand, his hat and lollipop, along with the teachers note he wrote them, back to 2013. As the Champions of Time and Space ran to school and daycare they heard a thundering of rabid King Trunks behind them. He must have followed the scent. The boys realized their untimely mistake. The moral of that smidge is always take a shower, and Abes teacher notes can’t get you out of everything.
Posted on: Sun, 22 Sep 2013 02:57:11 +0000
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