Chaz walks into a bar and sees his friend Dtox slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks dtox what’s wrong. “Well,” replies dtox, “you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?” “Yes,” replies chaz with a laugh. “Well,” says dtox, straightening up, “I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed.” “That’s great!” says chaz, “When are you going out?” “I went to meet her this evening,” continues dtox, “but I was worried I’d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn’t show.” “Sensible” says chaz. “So I get to her door,” says dtox, “and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw.” “And what happened then?” (Dtox slumps back over the bar again.) “I kicked her in the face.”
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 22:17:52 +0000
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