Continuing with my series of INFIDEL MEALS for Westernised career women with no domestic skills and NFI about what being subservient is. Non-Halal Pork & Non-Halal Chicken Stir Fry with Infidel Onion & Bok Choy on Infidel Potato Mash with an Infidel Soy, Chilli, Garlic & Ginger Jus Drizzle. (Colloquially known as, I Dont Shag Goats or Chicken Stew). 1. Boil potatoes in Non-Halal-Certified water. Do not use Catholic holy water. That would be sacrilegious. 2. Chuck the rest of the ingredients into a wok (or frying pan if youre Bogan and think a large frying pan is a wok). Add olive oil from Gethsemane for Gods blessing while meditating upon the Agony of Christ in the Garden of Olives or saying the first decade of the Sorrowful Mysteries of the Rosary. Put burner on full heat, and watch the Muslim Pakistani cricket team slaughter Australia in Abu Dhabi on an illegal online stream from Pakistan. 3. Add butter and milk to the potatoes and mash. Tip contents of wok on top. 4. Eat.
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 11:07:27 +0000
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