**Coop n da Chief rolls in on da unnercubber motorsickles** Ai hears da tickin of da clock Ai lyin here n da room pitch dark Ai wonder where yu are tunite No answer on da telephone N da night go by so bery slow Oh ai hope dat it wont end though Alone Till now ai awlays got by on my own Ai neber weally cared until ai mets yu N now it chill mei tu da bone How do ai gets yu alone How do ai gets yu alone **take off helmets and goggles while goin intu da kitchen** **take off chaps, n leather jackets** **take da baffs tu gets rid of da road dirt** **gets da two cold niptinis, goes tu da desk** Long day fur us tudays. Habbed tu takes da long woad twip tu checks on da pawsible scam. Twied weal hard tu gets tu dis one.. Nest times we twy we gots tu gets da boat fur dat one. So we wents toolin round tu summ da outta da way pwaces dat we neber seems tu gets tu. Dere wuz da Texas, da Kansas, da Missouri, da Georgia n West Virginia. Den up tu da Illinois afore commin home. It gud da cyber Highway 101 bes da fast woad fur trabelin on. Saw awl kindsa new stuff, n lots da honest pages. Course dere wuz summ what not weal honest tu. Things awlways looks da bit diffrent cwose up. **dwinks dere niptinis, OFC Cooper heads tu da couch** Funny how da gud looks eben better when yu can sees dey been doin xactly what dey say dey doin. Lots da time dey doin more gud edan dey admittin tu. Da bad ones looks so much wursr up cwose. Yu sees da lies just awl ober da pwace n da not doin what dey says. It awlful tu sees. Gud dat we comes home seein summ gud after leaben da bad behinds us. Ai thinks maibee we needs more da woad twips on da motorcysickles. Ai likes dem Leather Jackets, course we cants puts da SPL logo on da back if we wants tu be unnercubber, we gots it on da inside. On da back we just gots da kitteh cat wif da white hat, n it say Da Gud Guys. We did hab tu takes summ da time out tu deal wif da scams. Summ frum da far away. Peeples wif lots da pwofile pages awlways bes sspicious. Dere way da doin da business awlso sspicious. N ai gots one thing dat awlways boffers mei, wish lists, not awl dem though. It just be da ones dat comes frum fowlkes dat say dey desperate tu feeds dere kitties cuz dey not got nuffin. Now if yu gots nuffin, wouldnt yu thinks yu gonna asks fur stuff dat gonna last da longest? So why dey askes fur da xpensive little fancy cans da fud n not da bigger ones dat costs less n feeds da kitties longer? Ai sspose dere bes dem what thinks dis da little thing n why should not da kitties hab da fancy stuff. Ai just figgure when yu askin fur d kindness of uthers n yu gets what yu needs wif dere monies, yu should gets what go da furtherest n last da longest. Maibee dat just mei. **puts journal n glasses away, paws Sammis pikature** One dese days yu gotta comes down fur da unnercubber motorsickle ride, yu be likin dat. We gettin da fleet of dem fur da League members n Depurrties. We eben gots da yellow one, dats speshul fur yu. gudnite big brudder. **cubbers Coopie, heads upstairs, Freddie still out** **Super Sekret Ninja Suit Gone** Must bes on one dem sekret missions of hims, neber knows wif him. **goes tu hims own bed wif da Heart CD.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Jul 2014 11:14:09 +0000
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