Could the wee gremlin whos playing with the gravity button please stop already! Ive stacked it 3 times since getting back from Scotland! 1) Tripped on dodgy pavement in massive heels in front of packed of a Warph Bar at Jazz Festival. Damage - very skint knees and wounded ego. Cocktails before massaged the situation even though I resembled the exact opposite of the graceful Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars tripping. Almost 2) Skidded on a lemon slice in heels Saturday at a restaurant with Claire. It was like a cartoon of a banana split slip. Lucky having the sturdy wee legs of a Shetland Pony after making a total wally of myself flapping about I stayed up right to the amusement of all present. Damage - Zero!!! Ha ha! Heather 1- Gravity 1. (Could have been possible severe groin strain if not for said sturdy wee legs.) 2) Tripped on FPOS machine wire. Frightened my poor client who was on her mobile to death as I went down like a ton of sh... erm, cement directly behind her. Nearly going through the floor. Shoe literally flying is the other direction! Damage - scratched and bruised knees and the possible fact I may not get my bond back on the salon lease one day as there is a Heather shaped creator in the floor...imagine Hans Solo trapped in carbon. Then the mirror image but imprinted rather than embossed on the salon floor but Heather shaped...ah yes, you have it exactly! 3) Rolled ankle on rock on micro adventure with Marcus. Laying in the dirt I saw the following sentiments play across my pups fuzzy face - What was that noise! Whered mum go? (Now doggy eyebrows raised.) What you doing down there??? (Trotting over.) Sheesh humans! Ill give her a lick so shell get up and we can get on with our walk. Damage - golf ball sized ankle and more bruising. Still completed 10k walk and now very happy as things come in threes and I have now had my quota thank you! Happy Friday guys!
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 05:21:19 +0000
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