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Crap Room In A Dump £310pm Brighton SaveReport ad Request details Seller type Private Date available 01/05/14 Property type House Number of beds 5 Crumby double room in an anti-social shared house for rent as soon as I can get the hell out. The room doesnt have electricity as the landlord is too feckless and cheap to get anybody to repair the damage previous labourors did. You can run an extention cable from the nearest powerpoint however. The house stinks. Literally. There are two cats and I think they piss wherever they like. The downstairs neighbour thought they could smell gas but it turned out thats just what our house smells like now so make of that what you will. As well as paying rent for the you will also be the only person cleaning or taking out the recycling with any regularity. Ordinary rubbish is taken out occasionally but that rubbish may or may not also include sacks of used cat litter which will be left in the kitchen or on the landing for a day or two before anyone can be bothered. There is a perfectly good dishwasher, you will have to empty it every day as nobody else can be fecked. However, despite it being fully operational, filthy crockery will be left on top of it and in the sink for at least three days for reasons I have yet to discern. (If its particularly vile it will be left longer. 11 days is the current maximum length of time but that was cleaned by the only other person who cleans who lives here. Shes not normally here more than one or two nights a week so youre basically on your own.) If you care at all about food hygiene expect to have to clean work surfaces at least three times a day as nobody else does this at all. Mopping the floor, cleaning the bath/bathroom and vacuuming the common areas will be your sole responsibility too. If you have anything nice or useful, dont turn your back on it for a minute as it will be borrowed damaged and ultimately disappear after a month or two although it could disappear in as little as five minutes if its particularly handy. If you can get to the washing machine its brand new, but youll be lucky if you can find anywhere to dry it, laundry is never put away but left on numerous horses blocking up the kitchen until its worn again. Fortunately your new housemates are anti-social so they keep to their rooms unless theyre cooking and making a stinking mess of your good efforts to keep the place bearing any semblance of habitability, if they ever notice youve cleaned (which I doubt) they certainly wont thank you for it so dont even hope. If they do happen to have a bout of sociability expect herds of drunks that they brought back from the pub to come crashing about until early in the morning, the common areas of the house, lounge etc, will be a shambles but dont expect anyone who threw the previous evenings shenanigans to do the least little thing to help cleaning up. If you want a clean home, its down to you. The house has wifi, TV GCH and parking. Ad ref 1054039326Posted yesterdayPosting ads since March 2014 See other ads from this advertiser Request details Roll over to read legal disclaimer
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 20:57:11 +0000

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