Dedicated to all Husbands If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable. If husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy. _______________________________________________________ A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a ‘Mistress’ of her Husband… “Miss” for first year & “Stress” for rest of the life… _______________________________________________________ Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body. _______________________________________________________ Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day! Dad: What role are you playing? Pappu: A husband! Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues! _______________________________________________________ Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”. Man inside: “i am talking to my wife” _______________________________________________________ A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.. She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot” _______________________________________________________ Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor! _______________________________________________________ Best one line ad by a married man on OLX For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once by Mistake…… _______________________________________________________ Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on I AGREE _______________________________________________________ The sweetest Message- Husband to wife : U should learn to embrace your mistakes….. She hugged him tightly…
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