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“Deep in jungle I am went On shooting Tiger I am bent Bugger Tiger has eaten wife No doubt I avenge poor darling’s life Too much quiet, snakes and leeches But am not feared these sons of beeches Hearing loud noise I am jump with start But noise is coming from damn fool heart Taking care not to be fright I am clutching rifle with eye to sight Should Tiger come I will fall him down Then like hero return to native town Then through trees I am espying one cave I am telling self – ‘be brave’ I now proceed with too much care From nonsense smell this Tiger’s hair My leg is shake, I start to pray I think I shoot Tiger some other day Turning round I am going to go But Tiger giving bloody roar He bounding from cave like shooting star Through the jungle I am went Like bullet with Tiger hot on scent Mighty Tiger rave and rant I shit in my pant! Must to therefore leave the jungle Killing Tiger one big bungle! I am telling that never in life I will risk again for damn fool wife.”
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 20:01:20 +0000

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