Difference between guys and girls: 1- Nicknames, * If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. * If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains. 2- Eating out, * When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in 20$, even though its only for 32.5$. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back. * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators. 3- Money, * A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item he needs. * A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesnt need, but it is on sale. 4- Bathrooms, * A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel. * The average number of items in the typical womans bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of there items. 5- Arguments, * A woman has the last word in any argument. * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 6- Future, * A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 7- Success, * A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend. * A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 8- Marriage, * A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt. * A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, but she does. 9- Dressing up, * A woman will dress up to go to shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail. * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. 10- Natural, * Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. * Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 11- Shampoo, * How women choose shampoo: Effectiveness, brand, smell, what it does to hair, ingredients, color, ...etc. * How men choose shampoo: IT SAYS SHAMPOO! #Copied
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 14:29:51 +0000
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